Hey Second Lifers!

Here’s the Blaspheme Baxton paraphrase of the memo Linden Lab sent to us this morning:

Hey Second Lifers,

Grab that lube cos we’re about to sodomize your asses by acquiring Onrez and Xstreet SL and making them into one big entity. We’re doing such a bang up job with Second Life itself, so we thought it would only make sense if we also shit on the two places you shop at, isn’t this life great? And while we’re sodomizing you, we’re also leaving some people without a job because we can and you must obey us – the gods of Second Life. Don’t like it? Tough luck. Now bend over bitches, these cocks aren’t gonna fuck themselves.

Love,
Linden Lab

Holy shit! It looks like there are more idiots inworld than I expected – “Tainted Love,” anyone? – and they’re running the show. I hate Xstreet SL because of the nauseating set up it has. It’s a tad boring, dull and makes me want to sleep the moment I open the page. The fact that Linden Lab will hire Xstreet employees but not Onrez ones is a great disappointment – but who the fuck cares? They’re Linden Lab and they can fornicate over anyone they want to in a heart beat. But still, once Onrez is done, I’m finished looking for new clothes online and will rather stick to inworld shopping – even though that means more work on my part, because I really do dislike Xstreet and its set up, look, and amongst other things, I hate change in my routine – just ask anyone unfortunate enough to know me in RL.

So with that in mind, fuck the Lindens, fuck Linden Lab and their cronies (read: Cock suckers and sodomites) over at Xstreet SL. Viva la Onrez (read: revolution)!

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